Status Updates From The Anti-Book

To all my subjects, good, bad, or otherwise: Henceforward and forever after, until I change my mind, I proclaim the following to be false, that is to say, true.
Bad is the new bad. But it is still the old bad. therefore, since the old bad was good, good is still bad. In other words, all is bad in Bad.
Left is the new right. Right is the new wrong. Blue is the new red. Red is the new yellow. Yellow is the new hello.

This book is way too Alice in Wonderland: Middle School Boy Humor edition for me.

Why does this writing style remind me of Diary of a Wimpy Kid? Anyway, lots of short chapters. Hoping this book (reading for class) will go fast.

So far so good!