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"My soul was wracked with eternal torment; but I am snatched, and my soul is pained no more."

I don't think you know what "eternal" means.

"WHOO! My son is a coma! Everyone, come see!"

Alma is "receiving many" into the church, and also "being persecuted by all those who did not belong," but they have the king on their side. If anything, shouldn't this be the official religion that everyone is required to join? This isn't the early church or 19th century Mormonism. The authorities are on your side here.

I'm getting flashbacks to that part of Dracula where everyone's like, "So we all kept diaries about our run-ins with vampires? Cool! Let's organize them into one semi-cohesive narrative."

(And why is Mosiah reading the Alma-ites' records to everyone when the Alma-ites are there to just tell people themselves?)

You know, it's ironic that they keep emphasizing how they can't fight back because the Lamanites outnumber them, because the Bible also has a Gideon and this issue is treated very differently there.