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Of the private school where mediocre men with rulers send me to the corner when I roll my eyes at their mediocrity and the kid whose parents give the most money ends up with the highest grade. The smell of the latrines could stun a small horse.

Stop war flashbacks 😭. I'm glad I survived that at least 🤷🏾

I'm told we’ve met before when I was younger, but I don’t remember. I lie and say I do.

Me everytime I meet my parents friends or siblings 😭

"Nor am I the Black guy who takes it upon himself to die first by flipping his baseball cap backward, grabbing a log, and going to check out the strange noise at minute thirty-seven of a horror movie. Hell, no. I choose life."

Relatable

"She’s a rescue, but I was shallow about it: I scoured the internet until the cutest orphan was available."

Exactly smth I see myself doing 😔