Status Updates From Touch Me Not (Manwhore #1)

Guys I’ve rolled my eyes so many times they’re both walking cliches. Now she “hates” it when he spends money on her, here we go

I don’t know what’s more irritating Nikolai’s confusion over why no woman would want to date him knowing he’s got more bodies than a morgue manager, his rancid Madonna whore complex or him putting lily on a pedestal

His fiancée labelled her a tart, a bimbo and an airhead to summarise. She’s puzzled at the possibility that the fiancée doesn’t like her without for one second even considering that this disdain might be drawn from her justifiable detection of the protagonists palpable romantic feelings for her best friend. Just a thought.

This book is a perfect time-machine to a time when the ideal female protagonist was a 5’2, dark-haired, light-haired, bombshell proportions who simultaneously had “no idea how beautiful she was.” She loves cars, is friends with all the football players and hasn’t mentioned any truly meaningful female relationship in her life. What she has done is label her best friend (who you guessed it she’s in love with