Status Updates From The Hávamál: The Words Of Odin

121.
I counsel thee, Stray-Singer, accept my counsels,
they will be thy boon if thou obey'st them,
they will work thy weal if thou win'st them:
never in speech with a foolish knave
shouldst thou waste a single word.

Don't feed the trolls

83.
The speech of a maiden should no man trust
nor the words which a woman says;
for their hearts were shaped on a whirling wheel
and falsehood fixed in their breasts.

You can just say you were looking at her boobs and she was smarter than you, you know?

23.
The unwise man is awake all night,
and ponders everything over;
when morning comes he is weary in mind,
and all is a burden as ever.

There goes my insomnia...

(Reading the online version in Pittsburgh University Website so ignore the page count)