Status Updates From Бог-Імператор Дюни

"THE FIRST EXPLOSION!" tleilaxu and maulky must've figured some shit out!! leto got mad (!!!), slipped in some blood and went full-Worm!! then got embarrassed, cries for Hwi! then bro said fukkit we're getting married tomorrow! and what does he mean "when im gone?" he'll live another 1000 years... is he going to vanish? is it a metaphor, meaning once he weds Hwi he'll no longer be an untouchable God? BANGER CHAPTER

life: cocktail training done! assessment tuesday, i'm ready. back to GEOD: So anteac is writing on a secret tiny SD card. she is going to spy on the ixians... i think?? ive got to start reading more consistently. hwi spills her life story. so the reason theyre keeping their missing secret is to keep Fish Speakers believing...