Status Updates From Too Good to Be Real

1 hr 26 min — when I say the seagulls are the main characters… they’re 100% the main characters in my mind.

24 minutes — loved “does not compute.” “Need more data” 😂

The way that the end of chapter 15 would’ve made me die inside if I was in that room 🥴

6 min — Mrs weatherfork is such an odd character lol

49 min — def cute, the seagull IS the mvp main character btw

6 min — I’m too dead for this tbh

2 min — quick read to start before watching tv, did not expect it to start out talking about 🍆 pics… I’ve owned this book for at least five years(?) and decided I should probably finally read it.