Status Updates From Cherub

'Angie felt as if she needed to take an SOS pad to her stretched out uterus, but she had him again. Her brute. Her Cherub. Now she just had to make sure that it stayed that way.'

'Angie plunged down on the hulking member once, twice, and, without warning, her mouth filled with so much hot, yellow semen that her cheeks expanded like a chipmunk prepping for winter. She coughed and spat out the syrupy mess as the Cherub dispersed himself all over the room.'

"The motherfucker looks like Hulk Hogan raped Forrest Gump"

This was a total surprise and such a delight to read. I found myself turning pages to get to the next exciting turn. A really good read!