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Napoleon is following meeeee

Oh my goodness this book is so slow and boring in the 3rd quarter 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😢

Omg, WHO THE HELL CARES?! I guess the sole purpose of our lengthy detour into that incidental character was to infodump about the War of 1812 & colonial American politics, then affirm that Mary Sue Alex & Gary Stu Rane so clearly belong together because it’s just *so* obvious nobody else will ever suit them better than each other. Woohoooooo. 😒

I think the previous owner abandoned this book here (chapter 7)—there are no more creases, & the spine feels tight like it hasn’t been opened very much. I can’t blame them, whoever they were. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. 😴

I keep forgetting to read this. Like, literally. That’s (another) bad sign. 🫣

Hot damn, I’m already bored. This doesn’t bode well. -____-

‘“I think by hunt season he will have forgotten the injury. There are some advantages to being stupid.” As much as he loved them, he had no illusions about horses’ intelligence.’ ….This offends me & I’m not even a horse fan. I hate when people call animals stupid. Animals are NOT stupid—they just express themselves nonverbally, & a true animal lover understands that. Fuck you. 🖕🏻

After finishing a 5-star doorstopper last night, I’m sure to have a hangover. 🫣 The odds that anything will measure up are slim indeed, so I decided to bite the bullet on this particular chunky brick I’ve been side-eyeing for years. I don’t like shipbuilding & I’m not much into horses either, so wtf I still have this trilogy is a mystery. I’m not very optimistic. 🙈