Status Updates From Mermaid Fillet

He googled a meme about the downfall of the patriarchy to send Michaela. Even followed it up with a cute cat gif. Then he sent a dick pic, and went to go wish Ma for Christmas with a box of Ferrero Rocher.

And when he walked into church, Saint Peter dropped his keys, the archangels fell to the ground, the Virgin Mary crossed her legs, and the cloth covering the loins of the man on the cross was moved.

Letitia lived in the Northern Suburbs. The Northern Suburbs is a black hole with a gravitational force so strong that two papsaks fused and formed a singularity.