Status Updates From Last Night at the Lobster

I can’t respect a man who claims to love “the chick from INDIANA JONES” but can’t name the character or the woman who plays her. Thats KAREN ALLEN, you ding-dang barbarian.

Now it says muzak

Ffs

Dude, Red Lobster used to have a DEEJAY???

Half delighted to be out of the restaurant, half concerned that he’ll now give godlike detail of the mall instead

Reading a third time.

grounded and intimate