Status Updates From Sunny G's Series of Rash De...

get out of the friend zone? what are you talking about? you don’t know any of these girls. he’s not talking about ngozi his actual female friend. do you know what the friend zone is?

“Her deep brown eyes look into mine. ‘You’re one of the most complex people I’ve ever met. Like a multivolume book series I have no chance of ever fully piecing together.’
I gulp. ‘And you, uh…’ I say. ‘Are like a-a-an onion. A nice-smelling onion.’”