Status Updates From Paradise Club

"Vanessa, we need to leave NOW, I just saw a man being murdered!!!!"
"OK but should we have dinner first?"
"Ah fuck it why not, let's sleep on it."
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I SWEAR. Detective Lt. William Somerset would never have been this stupid in Se7en.

I'm not very far in but I think the Goodread reviews have for once let me down... Like why does this book read like it's from Wattpad? 🫥🙃 I can't suspend any disbelief because I'm being told constantly about how "Elliot felt". There are ten thousand ways to describe how someone felt without saying they felt.

This might be a difficult read.