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I do understand that companies can expand but like jfc venture capitalists the companies should maybe prove the original idea is idk good, working,,?

Who’s gonna give me five million dollars to go away :/

Even IF it could have been a trillion dollar tech startup (lol) a ceo who’s going to run the company to the ground needs to be factored in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“It might look like he’s prioritizing personal profit over running the company.”

That’s bc he is 👍🏻 feel free to ask me any other questions about finances

If some random nepo manager dude just decided he didn’t like the color of a sofa anymore after we ordered a bunch and now that’s cash being lit on fire, well I’d probably straggle the jackass

So he could embezzle and they can’t get rid of him???? What??

Ur telling me stats show that ceos that have private jets don’t take investor/stockholder money seriously? *surprised pikachu face* color me shocked

White rugs for little kids? What a dumbass 👍🏻

1 that’s insane. Randos should NOT be allowed to just open schools. Jesus fucking Christ.

2 she can’t just … send the kids to Hebrew school like on Sunday or after school some day???

He didn’t use a computer in 2018?!??!??!

Will someone give ME fifty million dollars if I make a graph with the line going up and confidently say we’ll make more money every year?

Expanding into literally everything? Suck my we-ner 🙄

Ok is Neumann delusional and/or stupid and/or scamming????

So when u let a megalomaniac, who keeps bleeding money and doesn’t seem to care, do whatever he wants, u the investor loses money. Maybe write that down as a reminder. Hope that helps 👍🏻

he didn't ............ think to consider politics until way after taking money from various countries...................... alright :/

like Malcolm in the Middle: "crazy beats big"

I’m not ambitious enough for Silicon Valley.

Also crazy that he wasn’t allowed to buy t mobile-they’ve been letting people make monopolies an insane amount the last fifty years. Thank u whoever Obama appointed for stopping one (beginning of a) monopoly

I couldn’t be a journalist. I couldn’t write this as impartially-I’d call Neumann a chode and the investors dumbasses :/

And these investors haven’t ever heard of Bernie Madoff I must assume…..? Or ever heard of what we working class folks call a “scam” I must also assume……..?

These companies calling themselves tech startups 🙄 “ooh wE hAvE aN aPp” *jerk off gesture* The investors deserve to lose their money if they believe anything that uses the Internet is a tech startup 🙄 fuck off

i will never be one of these startup founder nutjobs. who cares if another company is doing the same thing as u if they're bleeding money and won't last? let them fail. why would u need to copy it to make a little money in the short term???

"It's a tech startup!"

Insert the 'y'all are so stupid' meme frfr

like i'm sorry it seems very victim blaming-i truly don't mean to ... but........ come on. be so serious with me. look me in the eye and tell me what about renting offices is a tech startup????

here's the thing: that does sound legitimately fun, but i'd spend the entire time thinking about how much money it costs and why it was spent on a huge event instead of a nice dinner and a bonus. and of course the reason is that neumann and all the guys like him are chodes who want worship instead of being practical

I’m not even trying to be mean right now for real honestly. But who was dumb enough to buy the whole “tech startup” schtick?? Like not to victim blame but again that’s like an obvious lie 👍🏻
I could concede ok they can “build” different services but their signing leases. They’re focusing on real estate. I’m not a VC and I can see that so if that’s ur job ..? 😬