Status Updates From Owl's Slumber (Trials of Fe...

WTF, do I have some very mild somniphobia?? Nothing to the extent that Finn has; it took me the majority of this book to connect the dots, but I didn't realize that deep anxiety around falling asleep has a name. Did this book just change my life?? What am I supposed to do with this information, Nicky?? It's 2:39 am and I'm supposed to go to bed but I don't want to and you put this on me now?? WTF