Status Updates From Breath Mints/Battle Scars

Before you report me for “coming unhinged,” do me a favor and consider what you’d fucking do if your fucking girl was pretending you were a bloody Hufflepuff to save face?
Why doesn’t this fucking book let me cross things out anymore?
She’s not my girl. That was a grammatical mistake. But you know what I fucking mean.

lolololol

I am uh surprised??

I love me a toxic mmc that pulls me out of my reading slump 😁

If I'm already really depressed does the book get to take credit for making me cry, or was that like a freebie?

18 year old young men are not this good at oral sex. I can't suspend my disbelief that far I will break something in my body

The trial…

When Draco said, “You taste like fucking opium” & told Hermoine to STFU not by talking, but by thinking and be in the moment… Sheesh!!!!!!🤯

Happy to be buddy-reading this with Courtney while she revisits it! 🥹 Draco is definitely battling some inner demons. When he said, “I want to fucking kill her almost as much as I want to kiss her,” it really showed how conflicted he is. 🤯 He’s so toxic that I’m hoping Hermione doesn’t get hurt just because there’s chemistry between them. Looking forward to seeing where this goes.