Status Updates From Too Good to Be Real

1 hr 26 min — when I say the seagulls are the main characters… they’re 100% the main characters in my mind.

24 minutes — loved “does not compute.” “Need more data” 😂

The way that the end of chapter 15 would’ve made me die inside if I was in that room 🥴

6 min — Mrs weatherfork is such an odd character lol

49 min — def cute, the seagull IS the mvp main character btw

6 min — I’m too dead for this tbh

2 min — quick read to start before watching tv, did not expect it to start out talking about 🍆 pics… I’ve owned this book for at least five years(?) and decided I should probably finally read it.

Oh my. Things ramped up so fast

Fast moving, but the romance plot is actually pretty cute

It almost seems like Luke is all bark and no bite

I don’t know if I quite like the writing style but the plot is way good

this book is so fuck ass