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How can you tell who's a pilot at a party?

Because he will tell you.

"Just remember though: like most headlines, not everything you hear behind those "sound-proof" curtains is true."

"Flying as many hours as we do makes your stomach swell up like a balloon. You'll be a walking cesspit, farting like a trooper. Never in the galley, though. Let it out down the aisles, over the passengers. It's called crop dusting. Your uniform will stink of farts-we call it Eau de Boeing". - Leanne

"- you won't find a more over-the-top group of actors than a classroom full of trainee Virgin cabin crew."

top of the application: "You'll work hard but party harder."

"You don't want to be a trolley dolly, Mandy", he'd say. "Nothing but a glorified waitress in the sky."

"trolley dolly" 🤭

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" - nicknamed them the Gin and Tonic Brigade: they believe they deserve as many freebies as they can get their hands on, which most often results in them drinking the complimentary bar service dry."