Status Updates From Tainted Love

It's been a journey

this claims to be unhinged so they'd BETTER not be lying because i want something absolutely un-fucking-hinged rn

“Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not; and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad.”

-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

🙄🤦🏾‍♀️🤣 I cannot. 🎭🦙

h is a dummy and a damsel, and having more bad things happen to her isn’t gonna make her any more likable. 🤷🏾‍♀️

LMAOOO but also 🤬🤬 bc I’m being asked by this writer to believe that a few online courses and individual practice sessions on grocery store meats have turned the “h” (she’s the worst) into a Dr. House capable of performing emergency street surgery. FOH 🤣

This feels predictable af and the writing is… basic. I’ll give it an extra star at the end if anything at ALL surprises me and isn’t something I called from the start. 🤗 also this might be better if we weren’t solely stuck in the h’s POV bc she’s irritating.

Eeek I know where this story is going & who he is and am I wrong to want it to work out for them
I kinda love Chris

Still trying to figure out what this book is about. I’m so confused. Who is the H? Is it Chris or Charlie???

I have a strange premonition that this one will piss me off. Hopefully not it has really good reviews. 🤞

This book is pissing me off. I must be one sick puppy cause while “uncle” was sitting n my chest I would have taken some scissors to his carotid. His bitch ass needs to die now! Im tempted to skip thru the book to make sure he dies a horrible death