Status Updates From Sakupljač

“I won't say what hap-pened, except that I was no good. I was too nervous, I tried to be as if I knew all about it and of course she saw, she was old and she was horrible, horrible. I mean, both the filthy way she behaved and in looks. She was worn, common. Like a specimen you'd turn away from, out collecting.”

Worn, common.
I will be using that in the future that was hilarious

“I was rich a good spec as a husband now then again I knew it was ridiculous people we married for love, especially girls like Miranda”

This fucking fool has no idea

“She was everything Miranda wasn’t. I always hated vulgar women, especially girls.”

It’s hard being a sensitive young man in a world filled with hypergamy

“Crutchley's got a dirty mind and he is a sadist, he never let an opportunity go of making fun of my interest, especially if there were girls around.”

Sub 5 collector gets made fun of by sub 8 jester

“Those were days I let myself have the bad dreams. She cried or usually knelt. Once I let myself dream. I hit her across the face as I saw it done once by a chap in a telly play. Perhaps that was when it all started.”

“She all pretty with her pale blonde hair and grey eyes”