Status Updates From Finding Tessa

Grammatical errors coming in hot!!!

This is the MMC talking about his coworker who has a”whole J-Lo thing going on.” He thinks “mistakes were made, even recently, but what could he really say? She was a climber. If it came out, she’d scream #MeToo and sexual harassment for have relations with someone who was her superior at work.” Tf

“At least I did the right thing both times I got pregnant. My body, my choice. I really did try to break the cycle, and not popping out multiple children with no way to care for them was a start.” WHAT IS THIS CHARACTER

Again not even a page later: “I’ve been swiping twenties off the grocery cash almost since the beginning. This time around, I’m not going to hook up with the first loser I come across. Usually, I’ll find someone who sweet talks me right out of my pants, and I’ll believe that this time is different. It never is, though. My mother was a product of three straight generations of white trash, and it showed.”

One page later… “there was something left in my subconscious that always needed a secret hiding place full of energy bars. Just in case. I’m like a dog with a bone, hiding the damn things in clandestine corners in case I never eat again. My favorite is strawberry granola, or chocolate frosting if I’m feeling wicked.” … if you are feeling wicked??? Like a girl can’t have chocolate

This woman has been with MANY abusive partners and this is how the author chooses to write her inner monologue: “I strip the bed and lay out the sheet, then wrap myself in my new blanket and dream of my future. Of finally being loved.” She is saying this shit the day after she just escaped her current abused… excuse me. Either this is a twist and it is a past timeline or this crap somehow got published

I already hate this book. The FMC has absolutely 0 self respect, the writing is bad, and I had to double check that the author is a women because of how she is writing this FMC it is horrible