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"...The animalskin cape was a bridge too far. They saw the sketches. They say you’d have the animal rights activists down on us like a swarm of hornets.”
“That’s ridiculous,” said Felix. “Those aren’t real animals, they’re children’s toys!”
“As you must realize,” said Tony with condescending patience, “that isn’t the point. They look like animals."