Status Updates From Il Regno di Rame (The Daeva...

Excellent, Muntadhir heard me and did exactly what I told him to do

If I was Muntadhir and I was dying anyway, I would 100% choose this moment to taunt Dara with the fact that M and Nahri slept together multiple times

Oh we are VERY stupid

Curse whoever’s brilliant idea it was to put the Geziri travelers right next to the palace on Navasatem

I’m sure it was Kaveh or someone equally distasteful. Maybe Jamshid mmmmm no bc then that implies he would know about the plot

I literally hate Manizheh so much, I might hate her more than I hate Ghassan

I KNEW IT. I KNEW JAMSHID WAS HER SON. OMG.

Also the AUDACITY of Manizheh to be like “you almost killed my son” BITCH AND WHERE TF WERE YOU IN ALL OF THIS?!

Omg Kaveh was basically told to keep Nahri/Jamshid away from the Qahtanis—he’s gonna start a rumor that Ali and Nahri are having an affair I swear to god 😭

Everybody just fucks Nahri over bro

“She grinned, hopeful in a way she hadn’t been for a very long time. A little happy, even.”

OH MY GOOOOOOD YOU DUMB BITCHES ARE GONNA RUIN EVERYTHINGGGGGGG ugh my poor Nahri I’m livid FOR her

SEEMS LIKE YOUR LITTLE DILEMMA COULDVE BEEN AVOIDED IF YOUD JUST TOLD HER THE FUCKING TRUTH

Which like NOW might be the second best time so let’s be forthcoming pls

If Nahri is this mad that Nisreen lied to her about Ali’s scars, I’m genuinely terrified of how she’ll react when she finds out Dara is alive 😭