Status Updates From Dead in the Dining Room (Mo...

"The man I was alone with in the garden; his name is Johnny, Johnny The Fist"

Sounds like a trustworthy guy to be alone with

ok nvm about the time period, girl has a cell phone! i was thrown off by the accent and the fact that they're being served by maids/butlers

oh this girl likes being messy

"i saw you outside in the garden the other night, with that other person..."

girl that was supposed to be private!

LILY OF THE VALLEY!? i have tons of those in my Animal Crossing game XD

twin Siamese cats <3

damn dude's already dead, and poison!

hm. age gap relationship, but they aren't telling us how big.... sus. but normal depending on the time period.

i wish my husband brought me back fancy clothes when he goes on trips, why did that stop happening?