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Suzie
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This just keeps getting worse. I feel like I'm reading a gynecology book instead of a romance.
— Dec 27, 2021 12:59PM
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Suzie
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The plot of this would actually be really good if the writing didn't come across as really awkward.
— Dec 27, 2021 11:29AM
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❁ lilyreadsromance ❁
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This old man just make an analogy out of small breasts and it weirdly works!
— Nov 25, 2020 10:29AM
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❁ lilyreadsromance ❁
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And then she sighs. “How long has it been?”
“It is four point six two inches long when flaccid and eight point one four inches long when fully erect.”
She lifts herself up to stare at me with wide eyes.
I grin. This is data that works in my favor. “I told you I already know mine is bigger.”
We got ourselves a quirky hero guys! Ring the alarm!
— Nov 24, 2020 08:42PM
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“It is four point six two inches long when flaccid and eight point one four inches long when fully erect.”
She lifts herself up to stare at me with wide eyes.
I grin. This is data that works in my favor. “I told you I already know mine is bigger.”
We got ourselves a quirky hero guys! Ring the alarm!










