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Alex Ross
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"My female stash spot" and you have a whole forearm up your snizz. Be so for real.
— Mar 21, 2026 08:25PM
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Alex Ross
is on page 108 of 146
Let it be known that haphazardly throwing teeth at someone will choke and immobilize them I guess?
— Mar 21, 2026 08:21PM
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Alex Ross
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"I'm deformed now" Your husband is an amputee veteran. Just stop.
— Mar 21, 2026 08:15PM
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Alex Ross
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And we have officially used the r slur.
— Mar 21, 2026 08:10PM
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Alex Ross
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"There wasn't too much to be afraid of anymore." I would have to disagree, my good moron. Dude just proved there are no limits.
— Mar 21, 2026 07:45PM
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Alex Ross
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Your broken off nose bone made you eat more aggressively? It didn't hurt? You're losing me.
— Mar 21, 2026 07:40PM
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Alex Ross
is on page 53 of 146
Girl. Lmfao alright queen, get into it.
— Mar 21, 2026 07:20PM
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Alex Ross
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So we're nerfing her experience now? What happened to leaving if you didn't feel good about it?
— Mar 21, 2026 07:17PM
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Alex Ross
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I forgot who Lisa was honestly, but a quick refresh on page 16 helped
— Mar 21, 2026 06:55PM
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