Status Updates From The Gulag Village Green

If you’re anti-lockdown because you don’t give a fuck
about people,
You’re no friend of mine,
But if you’re anti-lockdown because you care
about people,
I’d shake your hand,
If I could.

Hang the ad execs. String up the spin doctors.
Replace the system. It’s time to unlock us,
From the constant fear and the rigged shebang,
And the greedy pigs who don’t give a damn.

They didn’t know what they were doing,
They thought that they were right.
But the left has become radicalised
As much as far right shites.

I’ve had enough of ignorance.
I’ve had enough of hate.
I’ve had enough of the Far Right.
I’ve had enough of Nanny State.

“Climb on board the Censor Ship.
Let’s ban all that came before.
We’ll sail away to a new today,
On paradisal shores.”
And then they’ll divide
Into lots of tribes,
And begin a brand-new war.

They chargrilled Garfield,
And crucified Snoopy.
Hung Hong Kong Phooey,
And castrated Droopy.
They tortured Tweetie Pie,
And beat up Henry’s Cat.
They raped Teddy Ruxpin,
And on Yogi Bear they shat.

Here come all the nationals.
The irates and irrationals.
The white brigade.
The shite parade.
The fantastical and fanatical.

The left are agreeing to draconian laws.
The right are calling for even tougher measures.
We’re voluntarily locking ourselves up
With physical and psychological terrors.

Sunbathe on your balcony.
Eat your Tesco ready meals for two.
Send postcards from your kitchen
To a friend who’s on holiday too.
The minibar is stocked up with Carling.
Sky tickets are half price.
Everybody’s on holiday now.
Welcome to paradise.

Just what the doctor ordered!

Odd...No sign of Gnomes yet. hmmmmm