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How you know you're reading Warhammer: when the people saving you might be a scarier prospect than what they're saving you from

I was going to say the Orks hadn't watched enough nature documentaries...I'm not convinced they understand the concept of television even

Well, I totally saw that betrayal coming. That's not a criticism, but Orks aren't a big fan of the whole...y'know...loyalty thing

This battle sums up every Ork battle ever: subtle? No. Entertaining? Very much so lol

Well, I see a giant scrap coming, I mean there are two groups of Orks running towards each other, safe to say it doesn't usually end with a giant tea party lol

Chapter 8: Is this book a little predictable? Maybe, but anything which gets the snarky, silly, Cockney side of classic Orks spot on is something I have to love on some level lol

Chapter 7: Well, that went very wrong very quickly, I should've known the idea of a "nice" Gretchin was a little too good to be true

Chapter 6: Interesting, on the one hand one group is dealing with the typical belligerent Ork, on the other their friends are dealing with a...friendly(?) Gretchin. I didn't expect this to give the Gretchin some character development lol

Chapter 5: Well, the Orks have finally turned up. Well, one Gretchin to be precise. I think it's safe to say things are not going well for the cast

Chapter 4: This has a definite feel of the characters are about five seconds from he proverbial hitting the fan.

Although as I commented before it is a book with the word War in the title, I wasn't expecting 200+ pages of tea parties lol