Status Updates From Of Love and Other Lemons

"It's nothing new to find that women are meaner to other women, but it's surprising that even the most feminist of us would greet you without thinking: "Bakit ka tumaba?" And even as you don't mind the weight gain, it's difficult not to feel like you're being pushed against the wall, and you bite your tongue because you almost want to cue your inner Lourd de Veyra and respond with: "E ikaw, bakit pangit ka pa rin?"