Status Updates From Crossing Over Easy (Eastwin...

To move from owning a high class restaurant to waiting tables is diabolical. 😭

Literally no one would blame you if you had a crash out.

It's giving "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog."

Ansel's niece's name is Gretta??
STFU, I'm done. - (5:20)


'... did you know he's refusing to serve me?'
Woooow 😯. What a Karen. You didn't even want a drink until you noticed he was ignoring you. How petty.

She said, "I know who actually killed Bruce."

H**, sit the f*** down; no you don't! Nancy Drew over her conflating motive with actual evidence. - (4:55)

Why wouldn't a literal ANGEL be able to use her supernatural lie detector in a town full of supernatural beings? Make that make sense.

You're really trying to tell me you're going to transfer her to a mortal prison after this? Bc that's dumb. So if not, what's stopping you from using your angel mojo in an official capacity?? - (4:01)

"Every second i spent here Was another second Tanner spent in who knew where."

Chill, babe! It's country lock up, not prison. He's fine. - (3:50)

WooOoow~ Can't believe we went and commented on how saying the Leprechauns drank a lot would be stereotyping, and then in the same breath did it anyway.

And then we went ahead and threw in that they're prone to fighting, just in case you missed that first micro-aggression. - (3:44)

😮‍💨 *sigh* I was really hoping the the killer wasn't ******. Sure it makes sense, but it's kinda obvious, and it feels like a cop out from a more interesting plot. - (3:40)

I have to agree with Grim, love this guy.
Like honestly, who hasn't daydreamed about brutally murdering an a**hole and getting away with it. (Especially if that a**hole is your partner's ex)
Valid.
Cathartic even. - (2:56)

We're really working overtime to villainize her. The way the author is laying it on thick with the petty slights, the tone, the word choices. Like, I thought we weren't doing the whole pitting women against women thing. What happen to that self awareness.

I guess pointing it out earlier was supposed to give them carte blanche. - (2:32)

LISTEN CLOSELY TO THE WORDS I AM SAYING.

DITCH THE PIE MAKER.
F*** THE WEREWOLF. - (2:23)

I am so weak for strong, devastatingly hot femme women who could easily kick my ass. - (2:13)

What the f*** are you doing?!!?

A literal, freaking fairy: Don't be shy, sample away. 🤲✨️
*And this dumb b**** is over here like, don't mind if I do.

That is the most obvious fairy trap ever conceived! She might as well have hung up a sign that said "Wanted: Gullible Humans Here." - (1:58)

The woman said if she wanted to bath her familiar the hose worked the same way (no water, just magic it clean), which seems like a really odd function for a hose. I don't know how hoses function in the city/subburbs, but in the country there primary function isn't for cleaning things, but hydrating. It's for watering plants and animals. Do these ppl not have flowers?? - (1:44)

That was so forcefully awkward it was painful. - (0:14)

The levels of entitlement here are insane. I can't even. I can not imagine having the absolute audacity it takes to waltz into a restaurant kitchen to see what's taking my food so long.
Wave down a server, maybe, but barge into the kitchen? Especially when she herself works in the food industry. 👁️👄👁️ - (0:38)

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