Status Updates From Heaven Official's Blessing

Jun Wu: ugh, two supreme ghost kings are already bad enough, we can't deal with a third one right now

Xi Lian, who just returned from a make out session with one of those two mentioned ghost kings: guyysssss, I won't speak for the one who just slaughtered two of our own but Hua Cheng really isn't all that bad. guys.

The entire heavenly court: 👀👀👀

😨😨😨

Sorry, I can't come to work today, I have to keep reading my book. Yeah, it's gonna be all day. Probably tomorrow also.

I think Hua Cheng and Pei Ming are on their way to become best friends :D

"If a heavenly official was to walk around with a shovel all day, it'd probably kill the scenery and murder his image" 😂

Xie Lian insists on dragging heaven's enemy no 1 along on all their little adventures and the other heaven's officials are just like sure fine whatever 😂

I like Pei Ming more and more 😁 what a guy

btw I'd never have takes Pei Ming for a XieHua shipper but here we are 😂

Book 2: ☠️the horrors ☠️
Book 3: anyway, back to date night at ghost town ✨😘🩷

Now everyone is screaming at eachother. Nice....
Also, this guy is barely 20 years old and really trying his best, everyone stop being so ungrateful or I'm gonna start throwing hands!!

Of course the kindness matters but it won't change anything 😢

He just wants to help 😭😭😭

Seeing how confident and lively Xie Lian was 800 years ago and seeing him now.....my boy what happened to you 😭😭

"for censorship reasons the words shall not be repeated" is an incredibly funny sentence to put in a book 😂

San Lang showing up at Xie Lians place like damn you live like this?

"your highness walked the mortal realm for hundreds of years, and yet you are so ill informed. I'm really curious to know what you've been doing all this time."
Eating, sleeping, busking, collecting junk, duh?

😂

ok i feel like a lot more is in this book than i really remember. i love every full chaos scene tho. like when a bunch of people were fighting at the inn (xianle trio, jian lan and her baby, qi rong and his adopted kid); xie lian & hua cheng & pei ming & pei su & ban yue vs the banyue guy and rong guang/mingguang; the insanity at the caves.

also, mxtx really likes to throw comedic curveballs lol

所以郎英和师无渡都是谢怜的foil么。后者明显是BE版本。这样的设计不错，冲淡了被控诉”无端积极的理想主义“的可能。

花城，可以啊哈哈哈哈哈胆子好大

花城霸总哈哈哈哈

i am learned that awkward = funny

“为什么会变成现在这个样子，他只能认为，一定是因为国师只教了他怎么防女人，却没教他怎么防男人，他没有经验，这才被打了个措手不及。”

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

omg我其实不记得很多剧情了？