Status Updates From An American Tragedy

I'm going to start skimming because I can't stand it anymore. At the 650 page mark there begins to be more dialogue and less wall to wall narrative. Bring it on. Nothing but my own personal tenacity has kept me from giving up this book. In future, if a book was serialized, or it's over 600 pages and it isn't by Donna Tartt I'm listening to the audio or better yet watching the movie on PBS. I am tortured.