Status Updates From Robinson Crusoe

Crusoe: I’m loathe to sell "my boy” into slavery because it's wrong, and he secured my freedom. On the other hand, they’ll give me 60 pieces of silver, and promise to free him in 10 years if he converts to Christianity. What a moral quandary! Hmm.

Crusoe after becoming a landowner with the profits: Wish I hadn’t sold that guy into bondage because I could really use some extra slave labour for my plantation rn :(