Status Updates From Орикс и Крейк (ЛуддАддам, #1)

I know this is an apocalyptic world and all but I keep picturing the pet rakunk as the bidoof pokemon with its cute goofy teeth 🦫

"...the dozen or so ravaged hopefuls who had volunteered themselves as subjects, paying no fees but signing away their rights to sue, had come out looking like the Mould Creature from Outer Space – uneven in tone, greenish brown, and peeling in ragged strips."

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"The teacher had been a shambling neo-con reject from the heady days of the legendary dot.com bubble, back in prehistory."

I'm unironically loving the term "neocon reject"