Status Updates From Kade (Alien Adoption Agency...

How exactly were they supposed to earn money? She didn't have a job, she doesn't take care of the kid... What the hell was she supposed to be doing? Why did they need a woman to adopt the kid if he was doing all the work? He could have easily been a single dad, no problem. She shouldn't be let near a baby

And if he jumps into a potentially dangerous conflict with a baby in his arms, maybe he shouldn't be entrusted with a child, either. Who the hell chose these people to foster babies?

If her first instinct when someone hands her a baby is to run, maybe she shouldn't be entrusted with one. Who the hell approved her as a foster mom to a baby, let alone one of a very important one?

“the streets were lined with THONGS of people”
ah yes, my streets are also filled with underwear with people on them

Wow... So far each story has a very different setting, and are very much the same. Cool book.