Status Updates From The Carnal Club

“I wanted to prove to you that I wasn’t a prude-“
“Well, you certainly did that-“

DEAD

“A penny for your depressing and probably depraved thoughts, my miserable little friend?” Came Theodore’s voice from the door to the bed chambers.”

He KILLS me

“Draco’s eyes widened drastically. “I beg your pardon?”
Ginny chuckled. “That’s just a posh response for *‘what did you just fucking say’?*”

*snorts* Accurate

“You now know about the game and we all know that you won’t rat us out...everyone’s happy.”
“Except for Draco.” Daphne told him with a roll of her eyes.
“Except for Draco.” Blaise repeated with a nod of the head. “He’s never happy.”

DEAD

“Oh, I’m sorry, do forgive me,” Harry announced with sarcasm. “I failed to realise that after saving your life from a raging bout of Fiendfyre last year, that I actually owed you another favour, Malfoy.” He gave the blonde a grin. “Clearly it must have slipped my mind.”
“You’re forgiven, Potter.” Draco replied with a quirk of a brow.”

DEAD

“Your feeble attempts to rouse me from my slumber are not going to work, Granger.” She heard him mumble from beneath his arm. “Draco came by not five minutes ago and managed that himself...the loud-mouthed bastard.”

Theo kills me