Status Updates From All the Young Dudes

I CANNOT stop reading it

Grant Chapman has arrived

Is this a Chapman variant

“Sirius.” Regulus said, louder this time, “Why did you burn that letter? It wasn’t from mum,” Regulus said, his eyes overbright and his cheeks turning unnaturally pink, “I wrote it myself, I wanted to see you.”

I’m going to cry

No way the marauders tried the name ‘scabbers’ for Peter and then dropped it…
…only for RONALD WEASLEY to call him that

I wonder if Peter remembered his friends whenever Ron called him by that name. The friends *he betrayed*

“Aww, I know you’re shy, Moony, but I swear, loads of girls like you. You just need to know how to talk to them.”
Remus thought that was a bit rich, coming from James ‘oi, Evans!’ Potter, but he said nothing.”

Uncalled for!! Leave Jily out of this🤣

“She wants you to respect her,” Peter tried to explain.
“I do respect her!” Sirius said, piously, “She’s got the best tits in the year. That’s very respectable.”

*facepalm* smh

Apparently Mary wanted him to ‘prove’ that he could be a gentleman before she consented to be his girlfriend.
“A gentleman!” Sirius scoffed, when the marauders were alone, “I speak five languages! I have a family motto! I can ballroom-bloody-dance! I have *twelve* sets of dress robes! What more does she want??”

🤣🤣

“Was it scary? Was *I* scary?” He had no idea what he looked like in wolf form.

Sirius’s expression did not flicker.

“No.” He said, firmly. “You were beautiful.”

Friend. He recognised the scent of them; knew they meant no harm.
This was his pack - and he was no longer alone.

🫂❤️‍🩹