Status Updates From Finding Love at Hedgehog Ho...

OMG, no. I’m loathing the turn of events here with Chloe and James—she absolutely doesn’t need be all "well, there’s a new life to celebrate… I don’t know if I can forgive, but…" *shrug*

I need all these family members to be ejected into the sun.

Please no reconciliation plot.

Oh no. "Everything happens for a reason!" has been stated.

(Reference: I wrote an entire novella based on how much I loathe that terrible, terrible phrase.)