Status Updates From Choosing Theo

Al principio lo sentí largo y tedioso, hasta que llegaron a encontrarse Theo y Jade, y ahora lo estoy disfrutando demasiadoooo.

This dude goes "she's clearly a SPY how do I break her, I need a diabolical plan, she needs to SUFFER"
The plan: I'm gonna tell her husbands have to give their wife a massage every night, that'll make her crack
Also the plan: I'm gonna let her order any/all clothes she wants and cook her tasty food, she'll confess everything

I'm loving this book so much more than I was expecting. I think I might prefer it to Ice Planet Barbarians even! 🫢

Why not

I love this.

Idk why I'm devouring this. It's average writing. But I seem to be eating this up. Whatever the reason, I'm glad to be coming out of a bit of a reading slump and this is the book that did it.

Kicking my feet and laughing yesss.