Status Updates From Biker Schmiker (Turf Wars, #1)

Oh my god. This is not happening. 🤦🏻‍♀️ She needs to be arrested. Mental health does not excuse criminal behavior! Additionally WTF does her ‘love for Riggs’ and you worrying about her prison life worth the safety and health of your lives?! You’ve been poisoned and hit over the head with a gun!!

Where are the police?!?! Why are you guys vigilante justice-ing it????? She poisoned you and you had to be hospitalized. Isn’t that some form of assault or another crime?

Being picked because he ‘wants you the most’ is not romantic, ma’am. He was also smashing other women while ‘wanting you the most.’ Is that really how low your standards are? Bottle that squealing and save it for someone who deserves it.

Also vomiting is the correct to do after being poisoned, gotta purge that out of your system ma’am. But also, what did I just say about not eating or drinking anything for this highly volatile and violent stalker????

I think what’s triggering me is this ‘crazy’ ex trope. Mental health shouldn’t be weaponized to justify or strengthen the legitimacy of the main character’s ‘love story.’ The number of actual psychopaths out there is very few and are very normal intelligence wise. They’re not a bunch of savants.

Don’t eat or drink anything! She’s gonna poison you! Ahhh! 🙈 I can’t watch.

Eve was so dumb she deserved getting played by Carmen. Why would you be that vulnerable and share that much of your personal life without a stranger? You have a best friend! 🙈 This train wreck…

That rain scene from The Notebook is really popular huh? Siiiiiiiigh. I don’t think I like the turf war genre/trope. The levels of immaturity it takes to continually prank each other until someone gets hurt. I’ll take my high horse and leave. 🙈 ugh, I can do this. It’s only 30% left. 😭

There’s a backbone! Finally! 🥳 Kick his ass girl!

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So much face palming and cringe. I see who Carmen is from a mile away. Also Ramona gave the worst friend advice. And why do you care about him Eve? Go get you some side-D and move on! It bugs me when the H gets to be promiscuous but if the h even looks like she might get some, their not-relationship is over.

Secondary characters r funny

Crazy ow

Ku. Mean H

There are a few editing errors, I thought they were just strange word choice but they are not. The story is getting so freaking hot!!

This has to be one of the funnies books Iveread. I'm loving every moment.

DNF