Status Updates From Dick Gregory's Natural Diet...

"Every time I pass a Colonel Sanders Kentucky Fried Chicken stand, I have the same thought. Wouldn’t it be wild if Colonel Sanders got to Heaven one day and found out God was a chicken? If that ever happens, I sure hope I’m standing there right behind the Colonel. I’d whisper in his ear, “Go on and tell Chicken Big he’s ‘finger-lickin’ good.’”