Status Updates From Empire of the Wild

It was hard to keep his eyes open against all this new brightness.
The rogarou was undressing, slowly, folding each piece of clothing it
took off and draping it over the back of the armchair. Unbuttoning its pants,
it noticed Victor watching and started singing the classic striptease song
—“Ba da-da da, da-DEE da da…”—exaggerating its movements.
(I really don’t know anymore..)

Honestly this shit is so campy but I doubt any of you would like it. I had higher expectations, and weirdly engrossed. I have no idea how to review this one…

“Dieu, no. I don’t mean kids. Jesus, anyone can grow those.” Ajean
threw her arm out in the direction of her granddaughters, each one
concentrating on matching Nicki Minaj’s twerking, each one falling far
short of the mark.

WHAT AM I READING AT THIS POINT….I’m weirdly curious, but I don’t think this will get a high rate from me. I am here for the rougarou at most.

They gonna catch themselves a rougarou for dinner.

Is it like normal for families to talk about eachother bodies like this? Like why is knowing who boobs are good and not 😭?