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“That’s just it, Dad. I don’t want to work for you. I love research. I’m going to be an academic.”
He groans. “Swear to God, can’t you just be gay? Do you have to be an academic, too? It’s like a dagger through the heart.”

This is so good. What an amazing story.

They might not yet realize it, but Luke is the perfect son in law for Keaton's father. He's interested in exactly the kind of finance stuff that Keaton's dad is trying to force on his unwilling son.

Aaaw, Keaton Hayworth III is actually quite a decent guy, I love him <3

Ale dobre to je. Trocha mi trvalo sa zacitat, ale uz to ubieha.

“You’re shitting me,” Keaton Hayworth III hisses. “Is this some kind of joke?”
“I don’t know,” I snarl. “Is it? You tell me.”

Now it's getting interesting...

“A... mojo makeover?” I’m so confused right now. “Is that a spa treatment?”
“No!” she shrieks. “I mean sex, Keaton. We’re in a rut. I thought I would suggest a threesome, and you’d realize we needed to put some more effort into the bedroom. You could have just bought sexy handcuffs and edible massage oil.”

This comes along as a light romance story, but it's kinda sad if you think about it. No matter what happens, he will soon realize that the guy he is chatting and sexting with is a guy he can't stand in real life. And to make matters worse, he's so looking forward to making some "socially acceptable" gay experiences by doing that three-way with a hot guy and now his girlfriend wants to cancel it. LOL. Poor Keaton.

This is kind of fascinating. These guys are so far away from liking each other, yet they're sexting through anonymous hook up profiles. I'm just waiting for the moment they realize...