Status Updates From Every Bird a Prince

Oh, fuck Kayla

I know they're just middle schoolers but Kayla is acting like a total bitch 💀 wtf

Eren favorite color is green but used to be purple! 😭 I see what you did there, author

I'm absolutely charmed

I hope Eren and this boy become besties

"I don't understand how truth is a weapon. Can we forge it into swords?"

Esta chica tiene las prioridades claras, me encanta.

"Don't ugh me, Eren. This is important! First dates, first dances, first loves... these are the defining moments in a young person's life."

I feel the pain. This is physically painful.