Status Updates From Rozgrywka (Briar U, #3)

“I’m not performing oral sex!” Demi growls. “Trust me, I would love to perform oral sex on him, but he’s celibate.”
I’m sorry, what?
Did she just say she would love to perform oral sex on me?
“Seriously, Demi? You’re saying you actually want to bl—do that?”
“You I told you I want a rebound, and I wanted to have it with you”


Saying this in front of the cops that pulled you over lolll

Oh my God,” I wail. “I told you. I fucking told you.”
“Told me what? Jesus, get up—”
“I can’t!” My voice is muffled against the fly of his jeans. “My earring is stuck.”
“Stuck on what?”
“On you! On your jeans! I don’t know what”

Screaming and now they’re being pulled over 😂🤣

No,” Hunter says coldly.
“No what?” White Teeth sounds annoyed.
Hunter widens his stance. “This ain’t happening. Get lost.”
I smile at Hunter’s menacing pose. Apparently he’s my new protector.
My very attractive protector.

Hunter said leave my girl alone

“So. Just because we haven’t checked in for a while—you’re still a monk?” Somehow I muster up a casual tone.
“Yup yup.”
“Don’t say yup yup.”
“I can’t believe I’ve lasted this long.” His expression becomes tortured. “We’re at seven months, almost eight.”
“When does this celibacy vow expire? I mean, you don’t plan on keeping it forever, right?”

Demi said give me a timeline lol