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This man is so messy, forget the dang heist. You’ve roped your ex into the criminal life and now you’re flirting with your sister’s roommate 😂. Messyyyyyyy
— 22 hours, 52 min ago
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Sara.
is 70% done
take a shot every time the author uses the phrase "He/She was all [noun] and [noun]"
— May 07, 2026 01:18AM
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