Status Updates From Portrait of a Thief

respectfully, if i have to read "she was all [blank] and [blank]" or "this is history." or "it had to mean something, because it was Will" I'm going to lose it.

Social pressure and blackmail for the win!

Ok I love that the dad finally “caught” them but it actually was a double play! Haha

This second crew of all rich Beijing kids makes way more sense than a loose group of Asian American college kids. But the competition element of the competing heists is fun!!!

“We are college students not thieves” no duh considering you played drinking games all night long after your first heist!! Haah

Ok.. so they are all in… but do they trust each other hahah this is a fun heist book

Ok I like this crew we’ve pulled together the right amount of siblings, childhood friends, college friends and crushes all tangled is a messy web! Haha

damn can’t believe i graduated from an elite private school without anyone offering to pay me and a gang of ragtag misfits to steal back the kohinoor