Status Updates From Cassandra Düğünde

“… because all I want out of life is to find something worth being serious about.”

That awkward moment when you buy the same dress as your twin who’s using that dress to get married

“I took a sip and a half of brandy and realized that no matter how elaborately you try substitutions you end up thinking about people.”

“I inhaled again, drank again, and told her there were a lot of things I didn’t know, and one was why woman have to be the way they seem to have to be, always wanting to make somebody eat something or talk to somebody on the telephone or smear something on their sunburn.”