Status Updates From Anything for Her

If I weren’t reading it on my kindle, I would have pitched this at the wall already. Why is the FMC so. Fucking. STUPID?!?

All this tailbone talk is making me stabby. 18 times she talks about her tailbone tingling or dancing or whatever. Twice she says coccyx instead. And the author literally used lol in the fmc’s first person inner monologue. A 33 year old horny virgin is not fun or cute. I keep trying to force my way through looking for the fun or sexy parts. Haven’t found any yet.

Definitely not lol funny (I’m looking at you, KU ads), the FMC is a complete simp (33 years old, engaged for a year, and still a virgin? seriously, how does someone this ignorant of life teach high schoolers?) and the author misses so many opportunities to elevate their relationship. And the original cover is crap. The one on KU is better but gave me a false impression of what I was getting into.