Status Updates From King of Lies

So your telling me never been fucked, never been any where, shy book nerd, and Ope hey I’m a prince is just going to jump on a plane and not say a word to her uncles. Okay at least make it believable. Uggg this is so horrible

Wait. Wait. Wait. 60 pages in and a shy never had a boyfriend, quiet book nerd falls into the arms of an Irish man 5 days later they’re fucking. Insert eye roll - okay

I'm a little confused as to how this is all unfolding. I don't know exactly how I feel about all this.