Status Updates From Loki: Les racines du mal

I really want to dnf right now

“You’re the thief your father has been looking for.”}

That I didn’t expect!

{“Yes, that’s called manners. There’s a difference between being sneaky and being well behaved.}

this is funny

{“As far as I know, there are no documented cases of humans rolling their eyes out of their heads. Observe.” He did it again, even more dramatically this time, with his whole head.}

“You’ll waste your life on what could and should and would have been,” Mrs. S. interrupted.

!!

“Any final questions you want to ask the spirits?” she said, and her eyes flicked to his mouth.

“May I kiss you?” he asked.

“I just wish you thought bigger.” She pressed her forehead into his shoulder. “Promise you’ll raise me along with your living-dead army when you conquer Asgard, won’t you? I would hate to miss the fun.” She said it lightly, but he felt the sting of it,